ISSUE
NO. 6
AUGUST 10, 2001
OUR
80th YEAR
www.RotaryClubofSantaMonica.org
BRING KIDS! BRING
FAMILY!
Imagine
that you are a teenager, eldest of nine children of a Baptist minister. The
family needs money. So you find a spare-time job vending soda at Dodger
baseball games. From this start, could you carve out a career without ever
changing employers?
Roger
Owens could and did. Here’s how.
Looking
around, he realized there was no future selling soda pop – but selling bags
of peanuts might be built into something big if you toss bags to customers and
talk entertainingly as you throw.
So
Roger kept asking his bosses, and got himself transferred to selling peanuts.
Then he developed a whole repertoire of spectacular throws – sidearm,
underhand, behind-back, between-legs – and plenty of comic remarks to go
with his pitches. It was risky, because if a throw didn’t reach the intended
catcher, the cost came out of Roger’s pocket. But he seldom missed. He also
learned, and remembered, customers’ names and worked these into his line of
chatter.
As
years passed, hundreds of Dodger fans learned to ask for seats in the sections
where Roger would be working. Hundreds bought peanuts just to watch and hear
him in action. At one game he set a record, never yet topped, of selling 2,400
bags.
He’s
now in his 43rd year of vending for the Dodgers. In between Dodger
games he has pitched peanuts at World Series and all-star games, super bowls,
and the 1984 Olympic Games in Los Angeles. In 1977 he was invited to
Washington to be part of President Jimmy Carter’s inaugural party.
This
Friday he’ll be our star, with a half-hour line of chatter and dozens of
bags to throw into our midst. He’ll demonstrate his special toss, two bags
at once from behind his back, to two different receivers. Kids love him. So do
moms.
To make this Friday’s meeting extra attractive to families, hot dogs and hamburgers will also be on our menu. Bring the whole family to enjoy Roger Owens’ unique one-man show. To reserve extra seats, phone Barbara Hopper at 434-9992.
TAX
RELIEF DAY: $275
(Taxes
collected to date: $1,800.00)
Spyros
Dellaportas
was “luxury taxed” $50 at our July 27 meeting for his trip to Hawaii. When
interrogated about his experiences there he prudently responded as follows:
“What we do here. What we see here. What we hear here. What we say here. When
we leave here, let it stay here.” Spyros knows how to stay out of trouble
while answering questions. Nice going, Spyros! We are happy for you.
Steve
Eorio was
assessed a $25 “distinction tax” for being the best-dressed Rotarian at the
meeting. When bidding for future contracting work, a necktie like his is an
absolute must. Keep it up, Steve, and soon you’ll feel impressive enough to
walk through the Riviera lobby instead of entering from the kitchen. You look
great.
Dick
Robbins will
pay a $75 “man of distinction” tax for wearing his high water attire. The
white socks helped enormously.
How
many golfers among our members have shot a hole in one? Monte Herring is
one of the few, and he paid a $125 “golf talent tax” for achieving this rare
feat. Proving that it wasn’t luck, he shot an eagle (3 on a par 5) at the next
hole. With such talent, he doesn’t need much luck.
-- Lionel Ruhman
FOR
YOUR ROTARY CALENDAR
|
Wednesday
August 15 - Neighborhood Red
Cross Day | |
|
Friday
August 17
- Dr. Bruce Goldberg, hypnotist, on overcoming phobias | |
|
Friday
August 24
- Bunni Dybnis: “Elder Care” | |
|
Friday
August 31
- DARK for Labor Day week-end | |
|
Friday
September 7 - Rev.
Monsignor Kevin Kostelnik, “Los Angeles Cathedral” |
FOUND
IN OUR FILES
In
an old file folder for 1985, when Bill Hunt was president of our club, we found
a prospectus for correspondence courses he offered to teach. These courses were
available from him:
Self Improvement:
Creative Suffering
Overcoming Peace of Mind
Guilt Without Sex
Ego Gratification Through Violence
Molding Your Child’s Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
Whine Your Way to Alienation Through Pretense and Ostentation
Business and Career:
I Made $100 in Real Estate
Career Opportunities in El Salvador and Beirut
Underachiever’s Guide to Small Business Opportunities
Tax Shelters for the Indigent
Looter’s Guide to American Cities