Rotary Club of Santa Monica

"2001/2002 - A Rotary Odyssey"

Rota-Monica

 

 

ISSUE NO. 6                                 AUGUST 10, 2001                                   OUR 80th YEAR

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BRING KIDS!  BRING FAMILY!  

 

Imagine that you are a teenager, eldest of nine children of a Baptist minister. The family needs money. So you find a spare-time job vending soda at Dodger baseball games. From this start, could you carve out a career without ever changing employers? 

Roger Owens could and did. Here’s how. 

Looking around, he realized there was no future selling soda pop – but selling bags of peanuts might be built into something big if you toss bags to customers and talk entertainingly as you throw. 

So Roger kept asking his bosses, and got himself transferred to selling peanuts. Then he developed a whole repertoire of spectacular throws – sidearm, underhand, behind-back, between-legs – and plenty of comic remarks to go with his pitches. It was risky, because if a throw didn’t reach the intended catcher, the cost came out of Roger’s pocket. But he seldom missed. He also learned, and remembered, customers’ names and worked these into his line of chatter. 

As years passed, hundreds of Dodger fans learned to ask for seats in the sections where Roger would be working. Hundreds bought peanuts just to watch and hear him in action. At one game he set a record, never yet topped, of selling 2,400 bags. 

He’s now in his 43rd year of vending for the Dodgers. In between Dodger games he has pitched peanuts at World Series and all-star games, super bowls, and the 1984 Olympic Games in Los Angeles. In 1977 he was invited to Washington to be part of President Jimmy Carter’s inaugural party. 

This Friday he’ll be our star, with a half-hour line of chatter and dozens of bags to throw into our midst. He’ll demonstrate his special toss, two bags at once from behind his back, to two different receivers. Kids love him. So do moms. 

To make this Friday’s meeting extra attractive to families, hot dogs and hamburgers will also be on our menu. Bring the whole family to enjoy Roger Owens’ unique one-man show. To reserve extra seats, phone Barbara Hopper at 434-9992.

 

 

TAX RELIEF DAY: $275

 

(Taxes collected to date: $1,800.00) 

Spyros Dellaportas was “luxury taxed” $50 at our July 27 meeting for his trip to Hawaii. When interrogated about his experiences there he prudently responded as follows: “What we do here. What we see here. What we hear here. What we say here. When we leave here, let it stay here.” Spyros knows how to stay out of trouble while answering questions. Nice going, Spyros! We are happy for you. 

Steve Eorio was assessed a $25 “distinction tax” for being the best-dressed Rotarian at the meeting. When bidding for future contracting work, a necktie like his is an absolute must. Keep it up, Steve, and soon you’ll feel impressive enough to walk through the Riviera lobby instead of entering from the kitchen. You look great. 

Dick Robbins will pay a $75 “man of distinction” tax for wearing his high water attire. The white socks helped enormously. 

How many golfers among our members have shot a hole in one? Monte Herring is one of the few, and he paid a $125 “golf talent tax” for achieving this rare feat. Proving that it wasn’t luck, he shot an eagle (3 on a par 5) at the next hole. With such talent, he doesn’t need much luck.

 

-- Lionel Ruhman

 

FOR YOUR ROTARY CALENDAR

 

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Wednesday August 15  - Neighborhood Red Cross Day

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Friday August 17        - Dr. Bruce Goldberg, hypnotist, on overcoming phobias

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Friday August 24        - Bunni Dybnis: “Elder Care”

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Friday August 31         - DARK for Labor Day week-end

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Friday September 7    - Rev. Monsignor Kevin Kostelnik, “Los Angeles Cathedral”

      

 

FOUND IN OUR FILES

 

In an old file folder for 1985, when Bill Hunt was president of our club, we found a prospectus for correspondence courses he offered to teach. These courses were available from him: 

            Self Improvement: 

            Creative Suffering

            Overcoming Peace of Mind

            Guilt Without Sex

            Ego Gratification Through Violence

            Molding Your Child’s Behavior Through Guilt and Fear

            Whine Your Way to Alienation Through Pretense and Ostentation

 

            Business and Career:

 

            I Made $100 in Real Estate

            Career Opportunities in El Salvador and Beirut

            Underachiever’s Guide to Small Business Opportunities

            Tax Shelters for the Indigent

            Looter’s Guide to American Cities

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